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Apr 12th, 2002, 11:47 PM
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There was this "Husband Shopping Center" where a woman could go to choose from
among many men, for her husband. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing
in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was, once you opened
the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor,
you couldn't go back down except to leave the place.
So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.
First floor, the door had a sign saying "These men have jobs and love kids." The women
read the sign and say "Well that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I
wonder what's further up?" So up they go.
Second floor says "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good
looking" Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what's further up?
Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and
help with the housework." Wow! say the women. Very tempting, BUT, there's more
further up! And up they go.
Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak." Oh, mercy me. But just
think! What must be awaiting us further on!
So up to the fifth floor they go. The sign on that door said: "This floor is just to prove that
women are impossible to please."
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Apr 13th, 2002, 12:50 PM
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the game of snakes and ladders captures the eternal truth that for every ladder there is a snake waiting around the corner. and for every snake there a ladder will compensate.
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Apr 15th, 2002, 05:24 AM
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Major General Sikandar
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!پاک فوج زندہ باد! پاکستان زندہ باد
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Apr 15th, 2002, 07:05 AM
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hahaha that was funny
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Apr 15th, 2002, 08:52 AM
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Apr 15th, 2002, 04:01 PM
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gotta have the best ju know http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/wink.gif
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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Apr 19th, 2002, 07:20 AM
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....dora diyay
confused hamnay...
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8-)
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three monkeys escaped from zoo & the security started searching for them.after n hr the 1 was found drinking pepsi the second was found eating burger & the third one was found READING THIS SIGNATURE!
Ba'Qalam-e-khud, deewaan'e-gs say baraah'e-raast, Jang Bahaadur Nawaab'e-Lucknow Shaan'e-Brampton Miyaan Shamsheer-ul-Faizy(H.R.H.H.Mister confused)
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Apr 19th, 2002, 11:38 AM
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LOL
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