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Apr 13th, 2002, 12:23 AM
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God was in the process of creating the universe.
And he was explaining his subordinates ..........
"Look everything should be in balance.For example, after every 10 deers
there should be a lion.
Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States.
I have blessed them with prosperity and money.
But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension....
And here is Africa.
I have given them beautiful nature.
But at the same time,I have given them climatic extremes....
And here is South America.
I have given them lots of forests.
But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have
to cut off the forests...
So fellows, everything should be in balance.
One of the angels asked... "God, what is this extremely beautiful country
here?
" God said....... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all.
" PAKISTAN ",my most precious creation. It has understanding and friendly
people.
Sparkling streams, serene mountains.
A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live.Technologically
brilliant and with a heart of gold.....
The angel was quite surprised "But god you said everything should be in
balance.
"God replied - "Look at the neighbours,I gave them."
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Apr 13th, 2002, 09:32 AM
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This is a good laugh!
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Zameen Par Bhaij Diya, Khair Muslaihat Uss ke, Mujhko to chand banana tha aasmaan kay liye
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Apr 13th, 2002, 12:02 PM
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Apr 13th, 2002, 12:45 PM
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well said
the game of snakes and ladders captures the eternal truth that for every ladder there is a snake waiting around the corner. and for every snake there a ladder will compensate.
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Apr 13th, 2002, 02:46 PM
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PröƒêssÃ*ônÃ¥l Psÿçhó
ßêƒòrë ìt WÃ¥s Ä Hôßßÿ, NöW ît's Ã… PröƒêssÃ*ôn
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Apr 15th, 2002, 07:04 AM
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ana aheb rasolallah keteer
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Apr 15th, 2002, 10:20 AM
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good laugh.
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~Kiya haaq wo jeena hai jo apnay hi liyay ho
Khud mit kar kisi aur ko mitnay se bacha lay~
~*The Most Colourful Guppan Award Holder*~
~*~Member of the Pink Panther Clan~*~
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Apr 15th, 2002, 01:33 PM
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Apr 15th, 2002, 02:24 PM
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May The Madness Be Upon You !
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Apr 18th, 2002, 01:37 PM
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Apr 20th, 2002, 02:49 AM
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*DhaLaY ChanD DiL kae PaaR*
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LOL!!! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
its funny BUT we shouldn't say that GOD said that! :~)
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~*~ashkon sae tar hai phool ki har pankhari
roya hai koi bahar ka daman tham ker~*~
keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps the singing bird will come
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Apr 20th, 2002, 10:43 AM
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Apr 21st, 2002, 03:29 AM
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Ambition:
Total World Domination
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Lol
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hula.gif
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LOVE: The irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
:hula: :hula: :hula: and more :hula:
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 04:24 PM
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....dora diyay
confused hamnay...
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three monkeys escaped from zoo & the security started searching for them.after n hr the 1 was found drinking pepsi the second was found eating burger & the third one was found READING THIS SIGNATURE!
Ba'Qalam-e-khud, deewaan'e-gs say baraah'e-raast, Jang Bahaadur Nawaab'e-Lucknow Shaan'e-Brampton Miyaan Shamsheer-ul-Faizy(H.R.H.H.Mister confused)
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