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Apr 13th, 2002, 11:32 AM
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A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell
for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks what do they do
here?. He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes
in and whips you for the rest of the day." The man does not like the sound
of that at The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves. He
checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He
discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Pakistani hell and finds that there is a very long line
of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks "
What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair
for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the
Pakistani devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells. Why are there so many
people waiting to get in?" Because there is never any electricity, so the
electric chair does not work, some one stole all the nails, and the devil
used to be a public servant, so he comes in, punches his time-card and then
goes back home. . . . . . . ."
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"One mood, all the time"
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Apr 13th, 2002, 11:54 AM
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Apr 13th, 2002, 12:48 PM
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the game of snakes and ladders captures the eternal truth that for every ladder there is a snake waiting around the corner. and for every snake there a ladder will compensate.
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Apr 13th, 2002, 02:48 PM
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PröƒêssÃ*ônÃ¥l Psÿçhó
ßêƒòrë ìt WÃ¥s Ä Hôßßÿ, NöW ît's Ã… PröƒêssÃ*ôn
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Apr 15th, 2002, 02:45 AM
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Major General Sikandar
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!پاک فوج زندہ باد! پاکستان زندہ باد
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Apr 15th, 2002, 07:02 AM
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ana aheb rasolallah keteer
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Apr 15th, 2002, 08:59 AM
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Apr 15th, 2002, 05:36 PM
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GUPSHUP Greatness
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Apr 16th, 2002, 06:32 AM
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HaHa!
In true Pakistani style!!
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Apr 16th, 2002, 07:36 AM
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Ambition:
Total World Domination
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Lol
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hula.gif
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LOVE: The irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
:hula: :hula: :hula: and more :hula:
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Apr 16th, 2002, 09:21 AM
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So True!!!
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Zameen Par Bhaij Diya, Khair Muslaihat Uss ke, Mujhko to chand banana tha aasmaan kay liye
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Apr 16th, 2002, 01:00 PM
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Senior Member
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Apr 19th, 2002, 04:33 AM
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Barey Mian
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 04:05 PM
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....dora diyay
confused hamnay...
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hheehe.. a bit ago it was for india.. still funny http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
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three monkeys escaped from zoo & the security started searching for them.after n hr the 1 was found drinking pepsi the second was found eating burger & the third one was found READING THIS SIGNATURE!
Ba'Qalam-e-khud, deewaan'e-gs say baraah'e-raast, Jang Bahaadur Nawaab'e-Lucknow Shaan'e-Brampton Miyaan Shamsheer-ul-Faizy(H.R.H.H.Mister confused)
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Apr 28th, 2002, 06:25 AM
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man that was a tight one
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Apr 28th, 2002, 08:58 AM
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gvg
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Apr 28th, 2002, 12:36 PM
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Apr 28th, 2002, 04:06 PM
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*DhaLaY ChanD DiL kae PaaR*
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LOL! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif
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~*~Khud ko yun mahsur kar baithi hun apni zaat mein
manzilain charon taraf hai rasta koee nahin~*~
keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps the singing bird will come
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