MASTERMIND

What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist?
One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.

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What is a double-blind study?
Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.(ECG)

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Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

Oops!
Has anyone seen my watch?
Damn! page 47 of the manual is missing.
Well this book doesn't say that .... what edition is your manual?
Ok, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?


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LOVE: The irresistable desire to be irresistibly desired.

lastknight

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My strength is the strength of ten because my heart is pure...

Mem Sahib

MadCon

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• I was born with a defective eye ;-)

Asma44

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LOVE: The irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

hiraa

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God did not promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain but He did promise Strength for the days, comfort for the tears and Light for the way!