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Old May 21st, 2002, 03:29 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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In the traffic court of a large Midwestern city, a young lady was brought before the Judge to answer for a ticket given to her for driving through a red light.

She explained to his honour that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of
her case so she could get to the school on time.

A wild gleam came into the Judge's eyes. "You're a school teacher, eh?" he said. "Madam, I shall
realize my lifelong ambition. I've waited years to have a school teacher in this court. Now sit down at that table and write 'I will
not drive through red lights' 500 times!"






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Old May 22nd, 2002, 05:25 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Now that was a good one....
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Old May 22nd, 2002, 02:59 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif wish my hischool math teacher wud hear this....

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Old May 25th, 2002, 02:56 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Hahahahah!
OMG..that was great!! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif

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