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Old May 20th, 2002, 11:47 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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*Grandmas Birthday*


The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn in her wheel chair where the
activity's for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't talk very
well but she could write notes fairly well when she needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn Grandma started leaning off to the right and
some family members grabbed her and straightened her up and stuffed pillows on
her right.

A short time later she started leaning off to her left and again the family
grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.

Soon she started leaning forward and the family members again grabbed her and
tied a pillow case around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma, you're looking good, how
are they treating you?" Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a
note to the nephew, "They won't let me fart."



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