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May 22nd, 2002, 03:30 PM
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A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language...things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4 letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please mama!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed they're just too awful! Come get me, please!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset.... Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama...words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!"
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hummay tum say pyar kitna  yae hum nahe jantay
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May 22nd, 2002, 03:49 PM
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May The Madness Be Upon You !
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LoL!
------------------ - I was born with a defective eye ;-)
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May 22nd, 2002, 04:56 PM
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While rest of the world was busy mating I was Moderating Cafe and lost my jawani.
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May 22nd, 2002, 05:01 PM
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May 23rd, 2002, 09:11 AM
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Ambition:
Total World Domination
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:hula: :hula: :hula: and more :hula:
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May 23rd, 2002, 09:16 AM
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May 24th, 2002, 07:15 AM
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good one ...lol
continuation:
that same day the husband calls his dad and tells him that his new wife is using horrible 7 letter words he never heard before.
"what words" the father asks inquisitively.
the son replied "grocery, windows,garbage!!
~~~~Love is Grand !!~~~~
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May 24th, 2002, 09:24 AM
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..:: Snake-Eater ::..
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http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
------------------ - “WatCh youR tHoughtS; they become words.
WatCh youR wOrdS; they become actions.
WatCh youR aCtiOns; they become habits.
WatCh youR hAbiTs; they become character.
WatCh youR chaRactEr; it becomes your dEsTinY."
Ain't new ta this....HOMEINVASION('93)
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May 25th, 2002, 11:18 AM
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thanks
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hummay tum say pyar kitna yae hum nahe jantay
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May 28th, 2002, 04:00 AM
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May 28th, 2002, 08:58 AM
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May 28th, 2002, 09:05 AM
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thanks
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hummay tum say pyar kitna yae hum nahe jantay
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May 28th, 2002, 10:27 AM
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May 28th, 2002, 03:58 PM
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~Dream Quasher~
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Khehehehe
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey
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