The Police Stop

Jee-nius · May 21st, 2002, 07:12 AM

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding

and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when

I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it,

I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box

when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot

and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed

her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain.

The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain

approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can

see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told

you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped

you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole

the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was

a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.

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Masi Museebtay · May 21st, 2002, 09:22 AM

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[This message has been edited by Masi Museebtay (edited May 21, 2002).]

JonyBr · May 21st, 2002, 03:50 PM

hahaha smart manhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

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Asma44 · May 21st, 2002, 05:18 PM

Lol

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May 22nd, 2002, 03:48 PM

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif good http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif

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chris_wazir · May 24th, 2002, 07:24 AM

too funny....love the computer ones on bottom .ive seen some but youi have some new ones.....keep em posted their funny

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"..the nut behind the wheel!"

Ali_R · May 24th, 2002, 09:40 AM

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif Heard it before.

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WatCh youR aCtiOns; they become habits.
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speed master · May 29th, 2002, 02:03 AM

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wake_up_dead · May 29th, 2002, 08:50 AM

good one!

crazyLarki · May 29th, 2002, 09:15 AM

good one http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif