Shaam-e-Firaq

At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when after 30 minutes he seriously proposed marriage.

"Look," she said. "We only met a half hour ago. How can you be so sure? We know nothing about each other."

"You're wrong," the young man declared. "For the past 5 years I've been working in the bank where your father has his account."



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"If you belong to Allah, rest assured that Allah will indeed belong to you"
"Dream as if u live forever live as if u will die today"
"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."
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lastknight

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif real good

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My strength is the strength of ten because my heart is pure...

chris_wazir

lol...
he dont stand a chance now...lol...

speed master

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif

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I'm Gonna Be The Champ
The Way I Wanna Be

Rude Boyz Rulez

MadCon

Hahahahahahah! LOL! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif

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• Is it progress when a cannibal uses a knife and fork?

Qrius

hehehehe

~TaNhAyAaN~

hehe!

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~yeh noor ke sholay uthtay hain, mera hee dil garmanay ko
jo bijli ufak main chamki hai, chamki hai mere taRpanay ko~
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Apnay akailay pan ka main kis say gila karoon
Jis ko bhi murh kay daikha woh tanhayOon maiN hay~