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May 22nd, 2002, 05:44 AM
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The absolute worst things to say to a police officer:
"Would you hold my beer while i get my license?"
"Sorry officer,i didnt realize my radar detector wasnt plugged in."
"Hey you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me!good job!!"
"I was going to be a cop,but i decided to finish high school instead."
"Do you know why you pulled me over?Okay,just so one of us does."
"I was trying to keep up with traffic.Yes,i know there are no other cars around,that's how far ahead of me they are!"
"Im sorry,was my speeding keeping you from finishing your donut and coffee?"
"I'll buy you a box of jelly donuts if you dont write me a ticket"
~~~~Love is Grand !!~~~~
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May 22nd, 2002, 07:45 AM
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May The Madness Be Upon You !
Join Date: Dec 19, 2001 - 6:00 am
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LOL!
------------------ - I was born with a defective eye ;-)
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May 22nd, 2002, 09:43 AM
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Ambition:
Total World Domination
Join Date: Jan 2, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: UK
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Quote:
Originally posted by chris_wazir:
"I was going to be a cop,but i decided to finish high school instead."
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http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hula.gif
:hula: :hula: :hula: and more :hula:
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May 23rd, 2002, 03:08 PM
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May 23rd, 2002, 10:18 PM
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Member
Join Date: May 3, 2002 - 1:00 am
Location: california
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"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.â€
~Mark Twain
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May 23rd, 2002, 10:48 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2, 2002 - 6:00 am
Location: Karachi.
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While rest of the world was busy mating I was Moderating Cafe and lost my jawani.
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May 24th, 2002, 09:45 AM
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..:: Snake-Eater ::..
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http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
------------------ - WatCh youR tHoughtS; they become words.
WatCh youR wOrdS; they become actions.
WatCh youR aCtiOns; they become habits.
WatCh youR hAbiTs; they become character.
WatCh youR chaRactEr; it becomes your dEsTinY."
Ain't new ta this....HOMEINVASION('93)
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May 24th, 2002, 09:48 AM
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PröƒêssÃ*ônÃ¥l Psÿçhó
ßêƒòrë ìt WÃ¥s Ä Hôßßÿ, NöW ît's Ã… PröƒêssÃ*ôn
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May 27th, 2002, 01:16 PM
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Dutchess
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Im sorry,was my speeding keeping you from finishing your donut and coffee?"
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hehehehe! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif
"... te hun gall aithe mukdi!"
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May 28th, 2002, 04:25 AM
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Jun 7th, 2002, 01:48 AM
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*DhaLaY ChanD DiL kae PaaR*
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hehe! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif
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~yeh noor ke sholay uthtay hain, mera hee dil garmanay ko
jo bijli ufak main chamki hai, chamki hai mere taRpanay ko~
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Apnay akailay pan ka main kis say gila karoon
Jis ko bhi murh kay daikha woh tanhayOon maiN hay~
keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps the singing bird will come
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Jun 7th, 2002, 09:46 PM
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Member
Join Date: Jun 3, 2002 - 1:00 am
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LOL
HEHAHEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Jun 7th, 2002, 10:00 PM
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