.
   
register for an account    --    


Go Back   GupShup Forums > Hangout > Jokes (Rated G)


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old Jun 23rd, 2002, 09:32 AM   #1 (permalink)  
~A proud COP (Citizen of Pakistan)~
 
LONE RANGER's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 4, 2002 - 5:00 am
Location: Ex Dubai (Now in KARACHI)
Posts: 5,365
Blog Entries: 1

none


One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, "How much is the yellow
one?"

The assistant says, "$2000." The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive.

The assistant explains, "This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast."

"What about the green one?" the man asks.

The assistant says, "He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes."

"What about the red one?" the man asks.

The assistant says, "That one's $10,000."

The man says, "What does HE do?"

The assistant says, "I don't know, but the other two call him BOSS."
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smokin.gif



------------------
The Lone Ranger...






LONE RANGER is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Old Jun 24th, 2002, 07:50 AM   #2 (permalink)  
Member
 
Join Date: Jun 15, 2002 - 1:00 am
Posts: 395

none


http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

Man that one is from my school days.

Thanks a lot for that. It brought back some good memmories

------------------
The Future Just Happened!






Paraishan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Jun 24th, 2002, 09:35 AM   #3 (permalink)  
Moderator Other Sports Forum
 
NeSCio's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 8, 2001 - 6:00 am
Posts: 24,473

none


http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif

------------------
This message was sponsored by the "Guppie of the Year"-Award Committee







Why so serious ... ?
NeSCio is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Jun 24th, 2002, 09:43 AM   #4 (permalink)  
Beware of the Paw...
 
BulBuli's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 19, 2002 - 1:00 am
Location: On your nerves....
Posts: 9,353
Blog Entries: 356

Yeehaw


http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif







Verily, the most beautiful in the eyes of Allah is the most righteous.
BulBuli is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Jun 25th, 2002, 02:40 AM   #5 (permalink)  
Dragon King
 
Posts: n/a



http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif

------------------
Born To Be Anything
Rude Boyz Rulez






  Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:42 PM.

 
» quickie
gupshup
cafetravjok arcbaz
unplugged
all img 1 2 3
khl 1 2vidvoice
audshor 1 2
society
pamsiwa p&sr&sc&a bep&e
arts & cul
cl&lpoet 1 2
rkslife 2 3 4 5 (par)
ha&ccs&n c&itauto
features
blogsgames
gs google button
a/v chat all albums
services
supportfeed
gs newsmodrf

» regional
pakistan isb khi lhe mfg
pakistan pew lyp mux uet
united states nyc chi iah lax
india bom del bng
holland / the netherlands ams rtm zyh
saudi arabia ruh jed
england lhr
canada yyz
united arab emirates dxb
other cites of the world all other




gs radio




Powered by vBulletin - Copyright ©2000 - 2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.3.0