Ums

Now we've all heard the cheap pick up lines that make you want to stcik ure finger down your throat http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/tongue.gif.

Well, here's the best counterattacks to some of the most pupular pick up lines..http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/wink.gif

Hope they're suitable for GS...

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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.


Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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[This message has been edited by Ums (edited June 24, 2002).]

sweet_scholar

O ooo, it means men have 2 look 4 more cheap pick up lines.... http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

anyway its nice 1 http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

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lastknight

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif mann u know u r ruining ur future,,

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My Strength is the strength of ten because my heart is pure.....

Ums

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tipz

why ums? Why?
why are you ruining it for us?

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Dragon King

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Born To Be Anything
Rude Boyz Rulez

Ums

*whispers*

(Don't worry - there's plenty more http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif)