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Old Jun 28th, 2002, 01:51 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US Navalship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in
October 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH,
OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

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Old Jun 28th, 2002, 02:00 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Someone posted this recently, nice to read it again though..

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Old Jun 28th, 2002, 02:28 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 29th, 2002, 02:26 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Originally posted by Ums:
Someone posted this recently, nice to read it again though..

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