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Jun 24th, 2002, 02:08 AM
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[Day-Walker]
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Import.Gamma.phuni51_j0k3_3v3r
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a banker goes into the bar and talks to the farmer over there asks him that he needs to bye a goat and 2 high powered industrial class laser being capable of causing mass distruction. farmer being a pathetic pacifist politely refuses to let him use the lazer beam in his private star wars game room and tells him to "leave"
banker smiles and leaves
next day banker comes in with a broken arm and a stump for a leg with dripping blood he hits his head against the counter and asks him if he can use the lazer?. The farmer at the barn tells him to leave the bar and go to NASA and ask the CEO over there. The banker crudly thanks the bar tender and exits the tennis court. The bar tender comes out with a mech armour and shoots the banker with a anti personal shot gun and blows off his other leg with a pressurized flame thrower. Banker smiles and cuts off his broken leg and chases off the duck and the goat.
On reaching NASA he asks the CEO if it would be aright if he used the lazer. CEO says : "would u use to blow up the world? " .. the banker replies "dont know" ... CEo says "aright use it but dont mess about...photons are not toys son"... the banker takes the lazer and blows up the moon.
with no moon tidal waves stop and every one gets afraid and buy wollen socks and old blankets .. banker had saved a reservour of old blankets and sells them at high price... becoming rich over night. he then uses the lazer to power a new form of drive and leaves the world in his space ship
hamein to apno ne loota gheron mein kahan dam tha....mera scooter wajja wahaan jahaaN rashh kamm tha......
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Jun 25th, 2002, 01:27 AM
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Verily, the most beautiful in the eyes of Allah is the most righteous.
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Jun 25th, 2002, 02:58 AM
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Jun 25th, 2002, 10:54 AM
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Moderator RKS, Toronto
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a personification of iffy's trips to the butt doctor.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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Jun 25th, 2002, 11:34 AM
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[Day-Walker]
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Thank you all for liking it... it was voted "stomach pain of the decade" by iJokes
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Jun 26th, 2002, 12:25 AM
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yo what u laughin at??
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Jun 26th, 2002, 12:59 AM
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Jun 26th, 2002, 06:47 AM
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the banker was an alien and farmer wasnt actually there... tahts the essense of the joke
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Jun 26th, 2002, 01:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gamma Dilation:
Thank you all for liking it... it was voted "stomach pain of the decade" by iJokes
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and i hereby declare you "pain in the ass of the decade"
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
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Jun 26th, 2002, 10:28 PM
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PröƒêssÃ*ônÃ¥l Psÿçhó
ßêƒòrë ìt WÃ¥s Ä Hôßßÿ, NöW ît's Ã… PröƒêssÃ*ôn
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a joke... yes
may be a good joke... yes
funniest joke of the year... he!! no
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Jun 27th, 2002, 02:09 PM
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[Day-Walker]
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i would like to share another Good news with u... this joke was used by Doctor [i]shunider shiluckz[i] of german institute for heart transplants to perform coronory heart surgery without any anesthesia.
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif
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Jun 27th, 2002, 03:55 PM
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PröƒêssÃ*ônÃ¥l Psÿçhó
ßêƒòrë ìt WÃ¥s Ä Hôßßÿ, NöW ît's Ã… PröƒêssÃ*ôn
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^ now that's funny
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Jun 30th, 2002, 06:25 AM
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[Day-Walker]
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Quote:
Originally posted by cHEeGUm:
a personification of iffy's trips to the butt doctor.
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please use PM to share your fantasies or use the Corner Room ... thank you.
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