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Jun 24th, 2002, 02:20 PM
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A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter.
"How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop
assistant.
In a condescending manner she responds, "Which Barbie?
We have ...
- Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95
- Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95
- Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95
- Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95
- Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95
- and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
The guy asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others
are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious," the assistant states, "Divorced Barbie
comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."
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Jun 24th, 2002, 02:36 PM
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Jun 24th, 2002, 08:40 PM
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PröƒêssÃ*ônÃ¥l Psÿçhó
ßêƒòrë ìt WÃ¥s Ä Hôßßÿ, NöW ît's Ã… PröƒêssÃ*ôn
Join Date: Dec 7, 2001 - 1:00 am
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Jun 26th, 2002, 01:57 AM
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~A proud COP (Citizen of Pakistan)~
Join Date: Mar 4, 2002 - 5:00 am
Location: Ex Dubai (Now in KARACHI)
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Jun 26th, 2002, 01:59 AM
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~~NeS-kUtNi~~
Join Date: Feb 19, 2002 - 1:00 am
Location: UK
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hahaha...hehehe...
uss ke aur mere beech ka sufur...
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Jun 26th, 2002, 06:20 AM
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Jun 26th, 2002, 08:05 AM
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BaD BoY
Join Date: May 26, 2002 - 1:00 am
Location: NY
Posts: 7,994
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Khudi ko kar baland itna Ki har taqdeer sey pehley
Khuda bandey ko khud poocchey Bata, 'Teri raza kya hai?
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Jun 29th, 2002, 06:05 PM
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