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Old Jun 25th, 2002, 08:32 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know
The kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a
living.

The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a
postman."

The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."

Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a
striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."

The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the
school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really
true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar. He blushed and said, "I'm sorry
but my dad plays football for England, I was just too embarrassed to say
so."






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Old Jun 25th, 2002, 08:42 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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LOL... what a teacherhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/tongue.gif
nice one Khan Sahabhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif

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Old Jun 26th, 2002, 03:44 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 27th, 2002, 07:20 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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der kha zargia......... http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif

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Old Jun 27th, 2002, 08:23 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 27th, 2002, 01:54 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif good one Khan jee....http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif

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