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Old Jun 27th, 2002, 05:44 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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It was last Wednesday night, and I was sitting in my room watching television when the phone rang.

"Hello?" I said.

A girl's voice came over the line. "Can I speak to Ben, please?"

I live by myself, and my name definitely is not Ben. It was probably a wrong number and I was bored.

I replied, "I'm sorry, he's not in right now. Can I take a message?"

"Do you know what time he'll be back?" she responded.

"I think he said he'd be home around 10:00."

Silence on the other end... a confused silence.

"Is this Steve?"

My name isn't Steve, either. This was definitely a wrong number.

So I replied, "Yes, it is. Do you want to leave a message for Ben?"

"Well... he said he would be home tonight and asked me to call him," she said in a slightly irritated voice.

I replied, "Well, he went out with Karen about an hour ago, and said that he would be back at 10:00."

A shocked voice now: "Who's Karen?!"

"The girl he went out with."

"I know that! I mean... who is she?"

"I don't know her last name. Look, do you want me to leave a message for Ben?"

"Yes... please do. Tell him to call me when he gets home."

She was sounding pretty irate at this point, and I could hear her temper flaring. "I sure will. Is this Jennifer?"

She exploded, "Who's Jennifer?"

Apparently she wasn't.

"Well... he's going out with Jennifer at 10:00. I thought you were her. Sorry... it was an honest mistake."

"Ben's the one that's made the mistake! Tell him that Alice called him and the she's very upset and that I would like him to call me as soon as he gets home."

I smiled and said, "Okay, I will... but Becky isn't going to like this..."

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Old Jun 27th, 2002, 05:51 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gifhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gifhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif bechaara Ben!

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Old Jun 27th, 2002, 06:09 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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Hahahahaha! That's brilliant! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

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Old Jun 27th, 2002, 02:00 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif Mannnn u really killed me with this one.....http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif cool stuff baby.....

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Old Jun 27th, 2002, 03:57 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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poor ben...lol
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Old Jun 28th, 2002, 09:39 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 29th, 2002, 09:09 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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armughal ur real name is ben?!!!! :-0







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Old Jun 30th, 2002, 03:48 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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lol heard this before, love it though. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif






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Old Jun 30th, 2002, 05:57 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif good one






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Old Jun 30th, 2002, 07:07 PM   #10 (permalink)  
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HEY I TRIED IT BUT.........
THE ANSWER WAS "OK THANKYOU"AND SHE ENDED THE CALL..






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Old Jul 1st, 2002, 02:57 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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Old Jul 2nd, 2002, 03:11 PM   #12 (permalink)  
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Old Jul 2nd, 2002, 10:38 PM   #13 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by KhUbY PaKi:
HEY I TRIED IT BUT.........
THE ANSWER WAS "OK THANKYOU"AND SHE ENDED THE CALL..
u need that special tone u know http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/wink.gif






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