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Jun 28th, 2002, 10:36 PM
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FINE ~ This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we
>feel
>> > we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe
>how
>> > a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
>> > > >
>> > > >FIVE MINUTES ~ This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five
>> > minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the
>> > trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.
>> > > >
>> > > >NOTHING ~ If you ask her what is wrong and she says NOTHING, this
>means
>> > something and you should be on your toes. NOTHING is usually used to
>> > describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out,
>upside
>> > down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will
>> last
>> > FIVE MINUTES and end with the word FINE.
>> > > >
>> > > >GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows) ~ This is a dare. One that will
>result
>> > in a woman getting upset over NOTHING and will end with the word FINE.
>> > > >
>> > > >GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows) ~ This means "I give up" or "do what you
>> want
>> > because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in just
>a
>> > few minutes, followed by NOTHING and FINE and she will talk to you in
>> about
>> > FIVE MINUTES when she cools off.
>> > > >
>> > > >LOUD SIGH ~ This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal
>> > statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you
>> are
>> > an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
>> > here and arguing with you over NOTHING.
>> > > >
>> > > >SOFT SIGH ~ Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs"
>are
>> > one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content.
>> > Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.
>> > > >
>> > > >THAT'S OKAY ~ This is one of the most dangerous statements that a
>woman
>> > can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and
>> hard
>> > before paying you retributions for whatever it is that you have done.
>> > "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction
>> > with a raised eyebrow "Go ahead." At some point in the near future when
>> she
>> > has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
>> > > >
>> > > >PLEASE DO ~ This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is
>giving
>> > you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for
>> doing
>> > whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the
>> > truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."
>> > > >
>> > > >THANKS ~ A woman is thanking you. Do not faint; just say "you're
>> > welcome."
>> > > >
>> > > >THANKS A LOT ~ This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will
>say,
>> > "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that
>you
>> > have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud
>> Sigh."
>> > Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will
>> only
>> > tell you "Nothing."
>> > > >
>> > > >Please send this out to ALL men that you know just to warn them about
>> > future arguments they can avoid if remembering all the terminology.
>> > > >
>> > > >And send to all your women friends to get a good laugh
>> >
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Jun 30th, 2002, 03:53 PM
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Jun 30th, 2002, 10:48 PM
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Join Date: Mar 11, 2002 - 1:00 am
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a lot of insider info. to absorb
the game of snakes and ladders captures the eternal truth that for every ladder there is a snake waiting around the corner. and for every snake there a ladder will compensate.
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Jul 1st, 2002, 03:41 AM
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~~NeS-kUtNi~~
Join Date: Feb 19, 2002 - 1:00 am
Location: UK
Posts: 17,770
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wohooo.....
uss ke aur mere beech ka sufur...
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Jul 1st, 2002, 06:00 AM
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May The Madness Be Upon You !
Join Date: Dec 19, 2001 - 6:00 am
Posts: 8,566
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LOL!
------------------ - Is it progress when a cannibal uses a knife and fork?
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Jul 4th, 2002, 10:09 AM
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BaD BoY
Join Date: May 26, 2002 - 1:00 am
Location: NY
Posts: 7,994
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lol good
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