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Jun 25th, 2002, 06:00 PM
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One day, there was a catastrophic event which caused all living creatures on earth to die. To sort things out, everyone went to heaven. The judge approaches and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who ruled their women on earth and the other line for the men who were ruled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter." With that said and done, the next time The judge looked, the women were gone and there were two lines. The line of men who were ruled by their women was 1000 miles long, and in the line of men who ruled their women, there was only one man. The judge became angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I had you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?" The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
we are creatures in a dangling position .... :-)
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Jun 25th, 2002, 11:30 PM
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Beware of the Paw...
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Verily, the most beautiful in the eyes of Allah is the most righteous.
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Jun 30th, 2002, 03:21 PM
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Jun 30th, 2002, 06:01 PM
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Jun 30th, 2002, 06:10 PM
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no hb; no life
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I don't know where I am going. I don't know what for but I am making progress.
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Jun 30th, 2002, 07:00 PM
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hahahahahaahhahhahahhahhahahahhhahhahahhahahhaahha hahahhahahahhahha NOT SO FUNNY
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Jul 1st, 2002, 03:44 AM
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~~NeS-kUtNi~~
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hahahahahahaha
uss ke aur mere beech ka sufur...
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Jul 2nd, 2002, 07:24 AM
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Fallen Angel
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LOL
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Sugar, spice 'n all things nice
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Jul 2nd, 2002, 07:48 AM
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[Day-Walker]
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hahahhahaha http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif women sure are evil http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/devil.gif
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Come here moneky! MONKEY!!... i got a surprise for you son. Run monkey run....run for me... or i will chop your tail off and feed it to the maggots.
hamein to apno ne loota gheron mein kahan dam tha....mera scooter wajja wahaan jahaaN rashh kamm tha......
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Jul 2nd, 2002, 10:27 AM
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Lafanga Sher Insanity Studios Inc.
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one for the archives lol
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I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!
Cliched ain't it 
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Jul 2nd, 2002, 05:20 PM
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PröƒêssÃ*ônÃ¥l Psÿçhó
ßêƒòrë ìt WÃ¥s Ä Hôßßÿ, NöW ît's Ã… PröƒêssÃ*ôn
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Jul 3rd, 2002, 11:34 PM
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Member
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Isn't your mom a woman ?!
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Jul 3rd, 2002, 11:37 PM
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Member
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Jul 4th, 2002, 10:11 AM
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BaD BoY
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Khudi ko kar baland itna Ki har taqdeer sey pehley
Khuda bandey ko khud poocchey Bata, 'Teri raza kya hai?
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