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Jun 29th, 2002, 11:30 PM
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I don't know if it's been posted but if it has I apologise........but just wanna share with you.........I hardly laugh at any joke but this one made me laught for 4 seconds....
Pakistani vs Indian
>Three Indians and three Pakistanis are travelling by train to a Cricket match at the World Cup in England. At the station, the three Indians buy a ticket each and watch as the three Pakistanis buy just one ticket for them all. "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Indians. "Watch and learn.", answers one of the Pakistanis.
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>They all board the train. The Indians take their respective seats but all three Pakistanis cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train departs, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, " Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
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>The Indians see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the game, they decide to copy the Pakistani style on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money and all that!). When they get to the station, they buy one ticket for three on the return trip. To their astonishment, the Pakistanis don't buy a ticket at all!!!! . "How come are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Indian. "Watch and learn", answers a Pakistani.
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>When they board the train the three Indians cram into one toilet and soon after the three Pakistanis cram into another nearby toilet. The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Pakistanis leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the Indians are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket Please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The Pakistani takes the ticket and goes in their toilet.
Tum Karbala kay baad bhee Syed-Sajjad a.s. ho
Koi or hota tou khatha Khuda koi nahin hai
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Jun 30th, 2002, 02:45 AM
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While rest of the world was busy mating I was Moderating Cafe and lost my jawani.
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Jun 30th, 2002, 03:11 PM
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Jun 30th, 2002, 07:11 PM
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VERY GOOOOOD BEST FUNNY DID U TRY THIS...
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Jul 2nd, 2002, 11:33 PM
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PröƒêssÃ*ônÃ¥l Psÿçhó
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Jul 4th, 2002, 08:01 AM
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Lafanga Sher Insanity Studios Inc.
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I heard a similar version except it was MS and Mac engineers going to a conferance. But it's funnier with Indians and Pakistanis. lol
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I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!
Cliched ain't it 
Last edited by God : April 21st, 1987 at 09:23 PM.
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Jul 4th, 2002, 08:37 AM
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Made me laugh a lot!!!!
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Jul 7th, 2002, 11:42 PM
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