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Old Jun 26th, 2002, 02:54 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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A BLONDE WAS SITTING NEXT TO A LAWYER ON AN
AIRPLANE. THE LAWYER KEPT BUGGING HER TO PLAY
A GAME OF INTELLIGENCE. FINALLY, HE OFFERED HER
10-1 ODDS: EVERY TIME SHE COULDN'T ANSWER ONE
OF HIS QUESTIONS, SHE OWED HIM $5. EVERY TIME
HE COULD NOT ANSWER HER'S, HE'D GIVE HER $50.
THE LAWYER ASKED, "WHAT IS THE DISTANCE BET-
WEEN EARTH AND THE NEAREST STAR?" WITHOUT A
WORD, THE BLONDE HANDED HIM $5 AND ASKED,
"WHAT GOES UP A HILL WITH THREE LEGS AND COM-
ES BACK DOWN WITH FOUR?"
THE LAWYER WAS PUZZLED. HOURS LATER, ANGRY
AND FRUSTRATED, HE GAVE UP AND PAID THE BLONDE
$50.
SHE PUT THE $50 INTO HER PURSE WITHOUT COMMENT. BUT THE LAWYER INSISTED, "WHAT IS THE
ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION?" WITHOUT SAYING A
WORD, SHE HANDED HIM $5.
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Old Jun 26th, 2002, 03:27 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Nice joke http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif ...

now turn off the damn caps lock....

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Old Jun 26th, 2002, 04:13 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 27th, 2002, 04:14 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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wow! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

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Old Jun 27th, 2002, 05:25 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 27th, 2002, 01:39 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 27th, 2002, 01:51 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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man when did blonde became so smart man now i have to be careful. lol hahahah






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Old Jun 27th, 2002, 05:32 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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lol top joke http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gifhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif
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Old Jun 28th, 2002, 09:32 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 29th, 2002, 02:27 PM   #10 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 30th, 2002, 03:04 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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Old Jul 4th, 2002, 10:18 AM   #12 (permalink)  
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Old Jul 4th, 2002, 04:12 PM   #13 (permalink)  
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lol...but I personnaly like the programmer and engineer in place of the blonde and laywer. It just makes more sense.

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Quote:
Originally posted by lastknight:
Nice joke http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif ...

now turn off the damn caps lock....
haha... u funny dude....







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