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Jul 1st, 2002, 03:22 PM
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A young girl asks her class teacher:
GIRL: "Teacher Teacher, can my mother become pregnant?"
TEACHER: "What's her age?"
GIRL: "she is 36"
TEACHER: "yes dear, she can become pregnant"
the girl asks the teacher again:
GIRL: "Teacher Teacher, can my elder sister become pregnant?"
TEACHER: "What's her age dear?"
GIRL: "She is 16"
TEACHER: "Yes, she can"
The girl, who doesn't look satisfied as yet asks her teacher again:
GIRL: "Teacher Teacher, Can I become pregnant?"
TEACHER: "What's your age dear?"
GIRL: "I 'm 11"
TEACHER: "No dear, you can't become pregnant"
A boy twitches her from back and says: "see, I told you there is nothing to worry about"....!!!!!!
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Don't take life too seriously,you won't get out alive.
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Jul 1st, 2002, 06:02 PM
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Jul 1st, 2002, 06:21 PM
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Jul 1st, 2002, 06:32 PM
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GUPSHUP Greatness
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Jul 2nd, 2002, 12:46 AM
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The unReal kingBu Abdullah
Join Date: Feb 5, 2001 - 7:00 am
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Both Halal & Haram r evident but between them r doubtful things, most ppl have no knowledge about them. So whoever saves himself from suspicious things saves his religion & honor, & whoever indulges in suspicious things indulges in Haram.
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Jul 2nd, 2002, 03:38 AM
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~~NeS-kUtNi~~
Join Date: Feb 19, 2002 - 1:00 am
Location: UK
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hmmm a bit rude...
uss ke aur mere beech ka sufur...
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Jul 2nd, 2002, 05:28 PM
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PröƒêssÃ*ônÃ¥l Psÿçhó
ßêƒòrë ìt WÃ¥s Ä Hôßßÿ, NöW ît's Ã… PröƒêssÃ*ôn
Join Date: Dec 7, 2001 - 1:00 am
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no comment
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Jul 3rd, 2002, 04:35 PM
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Jul 6th, 2002, 07:58 PM
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Banned
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Jul 11th, 2002, 05:47 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 11, 2002 - 1:00 am
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too stupid to not know about ages of pregnancy...yet supposedly smart enough to fool around...
"bad form"
~~~~Love is Grand !!~~~~
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Jul 11th, 2002, 02:05 PM
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Beware of the Paw...
Join Date: Apr 19, 2002 - 1:00 am
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Verily, the most beautiful in the eyes of Allah is the most righteous.
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Jul 12th, 2002, 11:59 PM
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AVENGER
Join Date: Jan 19, 2002 - 1:00 am
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yes it was. i mean if u got the humor
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