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Jun 23rd, 2002, 11:40 PM
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~A proud COP (Citizen of Pakistan)~
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One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK. A lady came and asked him, "Are you relaxing?" Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered " No No, me Banta Singh" Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?" The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing. The Sardar slapped him on his face and said "Idiot, Sab tere Ko wahahn dhoond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai." (Translation ... Idiot everyone is looking for you there and you are relaxing here!!!!!)
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The Lone Ranger...
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Jun 24th, 2002, 12:17 AM
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Senior Member
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Jun 27th, 2002, 05:33 AM
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~~NeS-kUtNi~~
Join Date: Feb 19, 2002 - 1:00 am
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA......i havent laughed this much since....since....since...dunno!..hehehe..thanx yaar
uss ke aur mere beech ka sufur...
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Jul 2nd, 2002, 04:45 AM
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old joke but still funny
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Jul 2nd, 2002, 05:26 PM
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PröƒêssÃ*ônÃ¥l Psÿçhó ßêƒòrë ìt WÃ¥s Ä Hôßßÿ, NöW ît's Ã… PröƒêssÃ*ôn
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Jul 4th, 2002, 09:34 PM
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BaD BoY
Join Date: May 26, 2002 - 1:00 am
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i don't remember where did i read this before but it is good
oldie but goodie
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"One eyed King in the land of the blind."
Khudi ko kar baland itna Ki har taqdeer sey pehley
Khuda bandey ko khud poocchey Bata, 'Teri raza kya hai?
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Jul 5th, 2002, 11:43 PM
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Chinese Mafia
Join Date: Jul 4, 2002 - 6:00 am
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LOLZ http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif
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Rude Boyz Rulez
๑۩۞۩๑ Rude Boyz Rulez ๑۩۞۩๑
@~King Of Ea§t LonDon~@
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Jul 6th, 2002, 09:46 AM
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Beware of the Paw...
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Verily, the most beautiful in the eyes of Allah is the most righteous.
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Jul 6th, 2002, 04:36 PM
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Senior Member
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I read it at gupshup in year 2000
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~KABHI TORNA NA KISI KEY DIL KO~
~BARI NAZUK SI CHEEZ YEH HOTA HAE~
~KABHI PHOOLUN KO TUM NEY DEKHA HAE?~
~KUCH INHI KEY JAESA HOTA HAE~
~ANMOOL BHI KEH SAKTEY HO DIL KO~
~PAR SAB KEY PASS YEH HOTA HAE~
~KABHI ANSOO NA BEHNEY KI SURAT MEIN~
~YEH DIL HI TO HAE JO ROTA HAE~
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Jul 7th, 2002, 09:30 AM
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Member
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I had posted this earlier. ANyway its worth reading. Good one.
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Jul 7th, 2002, 05:04 PM
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Banned
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Jul 11th, 2002, 05:03 AM
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Senior Member
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heeeee heeeee
was new to me...
~~~~Love is Grand !!~~~~
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Jul 15th, 2002, 07:19 AM
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Moderator Other Sports Forum
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Why so serious ... ?
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