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Old Jun 23rd, 2002, 11:40 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK. A lady came and asked him, "Are you relaxing?" Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered " No No, me Banta Singh" Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.

While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?" The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing. The Sardar slapped him on his face and said "Idiot, Sab tere Ko wahahn dhoond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai." (Translation ... Idiot everyone is looking for you there and you are relaxing here!!!!!)
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Old Jun 24th, 2002, 12:17 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 25th, 2002, 03:25 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 27th, 2002, 05:33 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA......i havent laughed this much since....since....since...dunno!..hehehe..thanx yaar







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Old Jul 2nd, 2002, 04:45 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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old joke but still funny






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Old Jul 2nd, 2002, 05:26 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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Old Jul 4th, 2002, 09:34 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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i don't remember where did i read this before but it is good
oldie but goodie
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Old Jul 5th, 2002, 11:43 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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Old Jul 6th, 2002, 09:46 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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Old Jul 6th, 2002, 04:36 PM   #10 (permalink)  
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Quote:
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i don't remember where did i read this before but it is good
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Old Jul 7th, 2002, 09:30 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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I had posted this earlier. ANyway its worth reading. Good one.






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Old Jul 7th, 2002, 11:38 PM   #13 (permalink)  
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i love sardar jokes they crack me uphttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gifhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

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Old Jul 11th, 2002, 05:03 AM   #14 (permalink)  
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