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Old Jun 25th, 2002, 02:00 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school.
Her marks were good...mostly A's and a couple of B's.
However, her teacher had written across the bottom:

"Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too
much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think
may break her of the habit."

Sally's dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back:

"Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would
like to try it out on her mother."






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Old Jun 26th, 2002, 01:34 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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LOLzzzhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/supercool.gif

That reminds me of anl old joke in urdu:
"Aik kamray may teen (3) aurtain Khamoosh baithee theen" http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/bukbuk2.gif



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Old Jun 26th, 2002, 02:02 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 26th, 2002, 03:37 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 26th, 2002, 04:19 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 26th, 2002, 04:22 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by LONE RANGER:

That reminds me of anl old joke in urdu:
"Aik kamray may teen (3) aurtain Khamoosh baithee theen" http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/bukbuk2.gif

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif







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Old Jun 27th, 2002, 06:42 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 27th, 2002, 07:13 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 30th, 2002, 02:05 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 30th, 2002, 03:08 PM   #10 (permalink)  
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Old Jul 1st, 2002, 12:48 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by LONE RANGER:
LOLzzzhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/supercool.gif

That reminds me of anl old joke in urdu:
"Aik kamray may teen (3) aurtain Khamoosh baithee theen" http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/bukbuk2.gif

lol..
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/rotato.gifsirf aik jumlay main itna bara sach....http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/rotato.gif


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Old Jul 1st, 2002, 07:11 AM   #12 (permalink)  
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Old Jul 1st, 2002, 10:53 AM   #13 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by LONE RANGER:
LOLzzzhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/supercool.gif

That reminds me of anl old joke in urdu:
"Aik kamray may teen (3) aurtain Khamoosh baithee theen" http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/bukbuk2.gif

Thats recorded as the biggest lie of the century in guinnes book of world records.







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Old Jul 24th, 2002, 07:44 AM   #14 (permalink)  
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Old Jul 24th, 2002, 03:13 PM   #15 (permalink)  
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