Ums

Here's my second serving of completely random jokes.

Lastknight, if you get round to reading this, hopefully these jokes will put a smile on your face, stuff must be difficult for u right now, Get well soon bro..http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif

everyone - Try to enjoy http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/tongue.gif

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Did you hear about the stupid tap dancer?
He fell in the sink!

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A guy walkes into a bar...
"OUCH!"

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Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time ?

A jelly copter !

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1st blonde: This match won't light !

2nd blonde: That's funny, it did this morning !

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A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie".

The blonde stops,looks up, and says, "Where?"

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Doctor, Doctor my nose keeps running.

Well - you better go and catch it!

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How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?

Shine a torch into her ear...

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What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

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A student comes to a young professor's office after hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything." He returns her gaze. "Anything?" "Anything." His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?"

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What is the astronaut's favorite place on the computer?

The space bar.


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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, it's a hardware problem


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Bet you were wishing there were loads more? http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/wink.gif

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Smurfy

Good

Klaudius

Keep em coming...
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MadCon

A student comes to a young professor's office after hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything." He returns her gaze. "Anything?" "Anything." His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?"



LOL! Hahahah...that was good http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif

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• Most People on the road are caused by Accidents. - *Zaalim

Ums

But the others weren't? http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/tongue.gif



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You don't succeed cause you hesitate.

BulBuli

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ahmadjee

here is one ...

"I'm a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed." --Bruce Lee.

google

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If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments.

Ums

Thanks guys,

Nice one ahmadjee http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggthumb.gif