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santa singh at kbc


Santa Singh qualifies for the hot seat in Kaun Banega Crorepati.
AB : I congratulate you for this opportunity
Santa : Oh ji Wahe guru da khalsa wahe guru di fatah. Chak denge phatte
AB : This is your first question for Rs. 1000. Which state has the largest Sikh population ? And your options are A. Punjab B. Punjab C. Punjab D. Punjab
Santa : Oh ji how much time do I have.
AB : Samay ki koi pabandhi nahi hai
Santa (giggles) : Sir ji, I would like to use my lifeline.
AB : I'm not surprised which one would U like to use.
Santa : Audience poll
AB : OK audience please be ready with your voting pads. After a minute we have a graphic presentation on the board. A. 25% B. 25% C. 25% D. 25% AB : Santa ji, this is a no good situation for you, Par kya karen...So you would like to go with which option.
Santa : Yeh mere saath hi kyon hota hai. I think I've to use my second lifeline - 50 50.
AB : Very good. Man me shanka ho to lifeline zaroor istemal karni chahiye, mein sab ko yehi salah deta hoon. (whispers in Santa's ears... Isi ke to paise milte hain mujhe). OK computer ji do galat jawab mita diye jayen. Computer displays A. Punjab and C. Punjab
Santa : Wahe guru de kasam mereko third life line bhi chahiye.
AB : Santa ji, I must congratulate you, You have broken a record of using all the lifelines in the very first question. OK phone a friend - kisko phone karna chahene aap.
Santa : My langotiya yaar., Banta Singh.
AB : OK Banta ko phone lagaya jaye. Aap dono ikkathe he kam karte hai. Santa : Oh nahi ji ham dono pechle 6 saal se 10th mein fail ho rahe hain. Phone rings.
Banta picks it " Hulloooooo, kon hai oye adi raati, ???"
AB : Hello, mein Amitabh Bachhan bol raha hoon Kaun Banega Crorepati se.
Banta : OOOOOOOOOO Bachan ji Sasriyakal, koi hor hota to uski to mein ?$^$%$?$%$%$&. Ke hal chal he sar ji.
AB : Mein thik hoon Banta ji, par ye ek family show hai is liye aap apshabdon ka prayog na karen to behtar hoga. Aapke dost yahaan bethe hain mere saath aur.................
Banta (interrupts) : Aur wo sala pehle hi question pe atak gaya hoga, khota hai sala.
AB : Chaliye, i will give you 1 minute as a special case
Santa: Oye bante ke ho raya hai yaar ??
Banta: Oye ullu de dum, saale bahar se taala laga gaya khote. Sawere dud wala aaya si, paise mang raya si, aur khote tu meri kameez pehen gaya. Sale chakki se aata lana tha, tera baap layega.
AB : Santa ji kya kar rahe hain samay khatam ho raha hai.
Santa: Yes Yes. Oye chod use yaar question hai ......(he tells him the question).
Banta: Saale sari zindagi tere nakal mar ke fail hota raha hoon, par iska answer mujhe aata hai. Kalank hai tu Punjab ke naam pe. Iska answer Punjab hai lallu.
Santa : Oye par .......(and the clock stops).
AB: Samay Khatam, aapke mitr ne jawab de diya hai, ab to mujhe pakka confidence hai ke aap kam se kam 1000 to le ke jayenge hi aaj.
Santa: Ullu ka patha, ye to mujhe bhi pata hai par sale ne yeh to batya nahin ke A hai ya C hai.

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