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Old Aug 1st, 2002, 08:45 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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> This joke is Australian made...
> it is a cruel joke but it is a good laugh...

> This is voted as the best e-mail joke in Australia
> in 2001.
> Hope you enjoy it.
>
> After being nearly snowbound for two weeks last
> winter, a Seattle man
> departed for his vacation in Miami Beach, where he
> was to meet his wife the
> next day at the conclusion of her business trip to
> Minneapolis.
>
> They were looking forward to pleasant weather and a
> nice time together.
> Unfortunately, there was some sort of mix up at the
> boarding gate, and the
> man was told he would have to wait for a later
> flight. He tried to appeal
> to a supervisor but was told the airline was not
> responsible for the
> problem and it would do no good to complain.
>
> Upon arrival at the hotel the next day, he
> discovered that Miami Beach was
> having a heat wave, and its weather was almost as
> uncomfortably hot as
> Seattle's was cold. The desk clerk gave him a
> message that his wife would
> arrive as planned. He could hardly wait to get to
> the pool area to cool
> off, and quickly sent his wife an e-mail, but due to
> his haste, he made an
> error in the e-mail address.
>
> His message therefore arrived at the home of an
> elderly preacher's wife
> whose even older husband had died only the day
> before. When the grieving
> widow opened her e-mail, she took one look at the
> monitor, let out an
> anguished scream, and fell to the floor dead. Her
> family rushed to her room
> where they saw this message on the screen:
>
> Dearest wife,
>
> Departed yesterday as you know. Just now got
> checked in. Some confusion at
> the gate. Appeal was denied. Received confirmation
> of your arrival
> tomorrow.
>
> Your loving husband.
>
> P.S. Things are not as we thought. You're going to
> be surprised at how hot
> it is down here.
>
got this in an email. thought i,d share it with all of u.

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Old Aug 1st, 2002, 11:19 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 1st, 2002, 11:31 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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its just a longer version of an old joke i read a couple of times before
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif still funny
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Old Aug 2nd, 2002, 12:07 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 5th, 2002, 12:13 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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Nice one Kaka jee...
And you dont have to be apologetic....
It was funny.....

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Old Aug 5th, 2002, 12:24 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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hehe
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thanx 4 posting te sharing kakay-bubble-gum...

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Old Aug 14th, 2002, 10:31 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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HEHEEHEEEEEEEEEE.....LOLZZZ






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Old Aug 15th, 2002, 02:48 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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