sweet_scholar

An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself "Oh God, I'm screwed!!!!!."

There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out: "No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in
the head of the chief standing in front of you."

So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living heck out of the chief.

As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 natives with a look of shock on their faces,
Gods voice booms out again: "Okay ..... NOW you're screwed."

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salman_2you

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heart beat

thats one nasty god he has there
time to change his religion if he survives..

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TOMASSO

It would seem that God has the most love and the most vengence, all in the same Supreme Being.

ONE BASH

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RT Wolf

Good one, "Evil Atheist" seems a bit...Atheist would have been fine but its still one of the funniest i've ever heard. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif

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