salman_2you

When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged. Before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk said he had some very good news for him.

"Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we've had so long!"

"Do you mean that repulsive pink and blue double-breasted thing?" the manager asked.

"That's the one!"

"That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought we'd never get rid of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit we've ever had! But tell me, why is your hand bandaged?"

"Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold the guy that suit, his guide dog bit me."

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Klaudius

Hey Salman...
What happened to you yaar....
So many days and we get one......one..joke from you..
Is your inventory exhausted or what yaar??
Keeep em coming..
:y:

salman_2you

Meray Yaar, Jokes to buhut hain magar main sirf standard walay post kar raha hon warna meri inventory GS policy say collide kar ja eay gee http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif Kal He BIG SHOW post karnay per dant pari thi. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/rotfl.gif

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