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Old Aug 8th, 2002, 08:54 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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One morning as he was leaving for the university his wife
told her absent-minded husband, "Don't forget we are moving
today. If you come to the house this afternoon it will be
empty."


Predictably he didn't remember until he found the house
vacated that afternoon.

He mumbled to himself, "And where was it we were moving to?"
He went out in front of the house and asked a little girl,
"Did you see a moving van here today?"

"Yes", she replied. "Would you know which way it went?"


She looked up at him and said, "Yes, Daddy, I'll show you."






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Old Aug 8th, 2002, 08:56 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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haha...what an idiot..cool one...

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Old Aug 8th, 2002, 07:39 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Bless you.....






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Old Aug 9th, 2002, 12:57 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 9th, 2002, 08:13 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 9th, 2002, 10:26 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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very hi funny kaki-B...
thanx 4 posting te sharing...

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Old Aug 9th, 2002, 04:25 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 10th, 2002, 06:02 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 14th, 2002, 10:28 PM   #11 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 18th, 2002, 03:48 AM   #12 (permalink)  
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... and i thought i was absent minded......






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Old Aug 18th, 2002, 05:08 PM   #13 (permalink)  
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Sounds like my egyptian neighbour, he does the same






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