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Aug 2nd, 2002, 11:22 AM
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Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father." Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?"
"No son, that's because you are intelligent. " Bantu seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this
because I am Sardar ??"
"No son, that's because you are intelligent," replies his father. Happy with the answer, Bantu poses another question to his father, "Dad, today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Is that because I am Sardar ??"
The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old."
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Aug 2nd, 2002, 04:17 PM
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PröƒêssÃ*ônÃ¥l Psÿçhó
ßêƒòrë ìt WÃ¥s Ä Hôßßÿ, NöW ît's Ã… PröƒêssÃ*ôn
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Aug 2nd, 2002, 05:43 PM
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manthat was a cool one
the game of snakes and ladders captures the eternal truth that for every ladder there is a snake waiting around the corner. and for every snake there a ladder will compensate.
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Aug 3rd, 2002, 04:06 AM
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~Deliciously Dangerous~
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The only one of its own kind.
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Aug 4th, 2002, 07:06 AM
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Banned
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Aug 5th, 2002, 08:17 AM
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Moderator Other Sports Forum
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LOL ROFL!!!
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"pehle Mod ne kaha Cafe chor do,
sab ne kaha guppies chor do,
guppies ne kaha chat chor do,
ab tum keh rahi ho is thread ko chor do,
eik din aae ga jab Admin kahe ga....... gupshup hi chor do" - DEVDAS
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This message was sponsored by the "Guppie of the Year"-Award Committee
Why so serious ... ?
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Aug 6th, 2002, 12:46 PM
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Preeto
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Aug 7th, 2002, 08:36 PM
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....Mai Pagal....
....Mera Dil Dewana....
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ek khushi dil ne kia maang li
meri har khushi ko nazar lag gyi
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Aug 7th, 2002, 11:37 PM
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yipee..........and ppl say Homer's an idiot!!!
Yahoooooo!!
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Aug 7th, 2002, 11:40 PM
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Junior Member
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btw...im a new member....and seriuosly..i wud love to be welcomed ...mebbe u guys can throw a party or something....cash gifts wud be nice too (i hope i aint pushing my luck too much)
great crowd here.......no buttering, honest to goodnes truth
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Aug 7th, 2002, 11:56 PM
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PröƒêssÃ*ônÃ¥l Psÿçhó
ßêƒòrë ìt WÃ¥s Ä Hôßßÿ, NöW ît's Ã… PröƒêssÃ*ôn
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^ Welcome
if you want to be buttered up... go to cafe...lol
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Aug 8th, 2002, 06:59 AM
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Unprejudiced Observations
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LOL http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif
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...........you never know what might be hidden underneath the cover
...in search of HUMANS
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Aug 8th, 2002, 09:04 AM
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...and everything nice!
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Aug 10th, 2002, 02:46 PM
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~ Khavab ki Surat ~
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Aug 10th, 2002, 03:48 PM
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Lucky you, I actually laughed at this joke. Otherwise your people would have heard from my people. ; ]
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<3 Samia
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Aug 10th, 2002, 06:02 PM
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http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif
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Every dark cloud has a silver lining, But lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.
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Aug 10th, 2002, 11:38 PM
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Member
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One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy Came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered " No No Me Banta Singh" Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?" The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing. The Sardar slapped him on his face and said "Idiot, Sab tere Ko wahahn dhoond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai. " (Translation ... Idiot everyone is looking for you and you are siting here!!!!!) http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif
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