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Jul 30th, 2002, 02:50 PM
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Yo, no offence 2 anyone so don't take any of this seriously. Respek.
The Judge (J) asks the little girl (LG):
Now that your parents are getting divorced, do you want to live with your mummy?
LG - No, my mummy beats me.
J - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy then?
LG - No, my daddy beats me too.
J - Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG - I want to live with the Indian cricket team, they never beat anybody !!!
Junoon se Aur Ishq se Milti hai Aazaadi
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Jul 31st, 2002, 01:43 AM
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How true
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Jul 31st, 2002, 07:13 AM
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Rude Boyz Rulez
๑۩۞۩๑ Rude Boyz Rulez ๑۩۞۩๑
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Jul 31st, 2002, 07:44 AM
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...and everything nice!
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Jul 31st, 2002, 06:51 PM
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PröƒêssÃ*ônÃ¥l Psÿçhó
ßêƒòrë ìt WÃ¥s Ä Hôßßÿ, NöW ît's Ã… PröƒêssÃ*ôn
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Jul 31st, 2002, 07:13 PM
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BaD BoY
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what do u mean no offence and nutting personal the truth is truth and thats is very funny. lol
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"One eyed King in the land of the blind."
Khudi ko kar baland itna Ki har taqdeer sey pehley
Khuda bandey ko khud poocchey Bata, 'Teri raza kya hai?
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Aug 1st, 2002, 01:10 AM
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^ actually gotta respect everyones feelings, btw thanxx everyone...
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Aug 1st, 2002, 09:37 AM
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May The Madness Be Upon You !
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LOL!
Being an Indian..Id say the kid is...SMART! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif
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Aug 11th, 2002, 02:30 AM
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^ lolzz!
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Aug 14th, 2002, 10:34 PM
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HEHEEHEEEEEEEEEE.....LOLZZZ
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Aug 15th, 2002, 02:44 AM
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Why so serious ... ?
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Aug 15th, 2002, 06:34 PM
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That is the funniest joke I've heard for a long time.
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Aug 15th, 2002, 09:58 PM
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....Mai Pagal....
....Mera Dil Dewana....
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L:rotfl"Lzz
ek khushi dil ne kia maang li
meri har khushi ko nazar lag gyi
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Aug 15th, 2002, 11:35 PM
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Beware of the Paw...
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Aug 18th, 2002, 04:45 AM
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tat is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true!!!!!! 
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