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Old Jul 30th, 2002, 02:52 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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1) Visit Dixons, then get a price.
2) Visit Comet, then get a price.
3) Visit Currys, then get a price.
4) Visit your high street shop and get a price.
5) Go back to all these shops and ask them for half price.
6) Don't buy it.
7) Ask uncle because he knows someone who can get you one cheap.
8) Wait 8 weeks.
9) Ask uncle again.
10) Get married, have a kid.
11) Go back to the shop and pretend you are a regular customer,
this time say in a freshy voice: "Hey, I am regular customer, na you should give me
this TV for free, and besides I must also know your uncle."
12) Don't buy a TV, instead settle for watching through the Window in
Dixons because "I get plenty of exercise, I get to watch all the TV I want without
any TV license and best of all, its top quality TV for free!"



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Old Jul 30th, 2002, 06:37 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Jul 30th, 2002, 08:10 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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a smarter approach would be

go to future shop, get a quote
go to sears, show them future shop's quote and ask them to beat the price. get a sears' quote.
go to walmart, they beat sears' quote and give their own quote.

ask your cousin to take walmart's quote to future shop's quote and buy tv at walmart's price.

repeat if necessary or until price saturates.

thats what i do

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Old Jul 30th, 2002, 11:04 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by cHEeGUm:
a smarter approach would be

go to future shop, get a quote
go to sears, show them future shop's quote and ask them to beat the price. get a sears' quote.
go to walmart, they beat sears' quote and give their own quote.

ask your cousin to take walmart's quote to future shop's quote and buy tv at walmart's price.

repeat if necessary or until price saturates.

thats what i do

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Old Aug 1st, 2002, 10:41 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 1st, 2002, 01:16 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 1st, 2002, 07:33 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 2nd, 2002, 03:56 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 11th, 2002, 09:36 AM   #12 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by cHEeGUm:
a smarter approach would be

go to future shop, get a quote
go to sears, show them future shop's quote and ask them to beat the price. get a sears' quote.
go to walmart, they beat sears' quote and give their own quote.

ask your cousin to take walmart's quote to future shop's quote and buy tv at walmart's price.

repeat if necessary or until price saturates.

thats what i do

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