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Aug 4th, 2002, 06:22 AM
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~ PakeeZa ~
Join Date: Jul 23, 2002 - 1:00 am
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One morning a mother was trying to wake up her son. "Wake up now! It's time to go to school." "I don't want to go to school," the son replied. His mother said, "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
"Okay. One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me." "Not good enough," the mother replied. "Fine," the son said. "Then you give me two good reasons why I SHOULD go to school."
"One, you're 50 years old. Two, you're the principal of the school."
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Hum ney kaantoN ko bhi narmii sey chuhwaa hey aksar
log be-dard heiN PhooloN ko massal detay heiN
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Aug 4th, 2002, 07:04 AM
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Banned
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Aug 4th, 2002, 10:46 AM
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~ Khavab ki Surat ~
Join Date: May 21, 2002 - 1:00 am
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Aug 4th, 2002, 11:23 AM
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I mean you no harm
Join Date: Apr 18, 2002 - 1:00 am
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[This message has been edited by *Zaalim (edited August 04, 2002).]
You'll get nothing, and like it
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Aug 4th, 2002, 04:05 PM
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PröƒêssÃ*ônÃ¥l Psÿçhó ßêƒòrë ìt WÃ¥s Ä Hôßßÿ, NöW ît's Ã… PröƒêssÃ*ôn
Join Date: Dec 7, 2001 - 1:00 am
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Aug 5th, 2002, 12:00 AM
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Chinese Mafia
Join Date: Jul 4, 2002 - 6:00 am
Location: Lahore-> Hong Kong-> East London
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Owner of Mehkama-e-Sharafat
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Rude Boyz Rulez
๑۩۞۩๑ Rude Boyz Rulez ๑۩۞۩๑
@~King Of Ea§t LonDon~@
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Aug 10th, 2002, 02:43 PM
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~ Khavab ki Surat ~
Join Date: May 21, 2002 - 1:00 am
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Aug 11th, 2002, 09:40 AM
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Lafanga Sher Insanity Studios Inc.
Join Date: Mar 27, 2002 - 1:00 am
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tipz has read all the jokes ever made or ever will be made http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gifhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif
That reminds me, I'm going to school soon http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/frown.gif
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Dreams are fragile things, but real things from dreams are not. Follow your dreams and make them real.
"Listen, child, raw intelligence is great but no match for imagination, creativity, knowledge and intelligence"
- RT Wolf's Inner Wisdom
Last edited by God : April 21st, 1987 at 09:23 PM.
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Aug 11th, 2002, 11:30 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Feb 21, 2001 - 1:00 am
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Good
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Aug 13th, 2002, 10:31 PM
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Meri Jaan Bay-Sha-Rmm
Join Date: Jan 4, 2000 - 1:00 am
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lol........
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Aug 14th, 2002, 05:04 AM
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May The Madness Be Upon You !
Join Date: Dec 19, 2001 - 6:00 am
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Aug 14th, 2002, 08:14 AM
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Moderator Other Sports Forum
Join Date: Feb 8, 2001 - 6:00 am
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Why so serious ... ?
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Aug 14th, 2002, 02:03 PM
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PröƒêssÃ*ônÃ¥l Psÿçhó ßêƒòrë ìt WÃ¥s Ä Hôßßÿ, NöW ît's Ã… PröƒêssÃ*ôn
Join Date: Dec 7, 2001 - 1:00 am
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Quote:
Originally posted by RT Wolf:
tipz has read all the jokes ever made or ever will be made
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well, most of these have been posted before... i been here a while tats why i have read most of the jokes
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Aug 14th, 2002, 10:19 PM
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Member
Join Date: Jun 3, 2002 - 1:00 am
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HEHEHEEHEHEEHEHEEEEEEEEEE..........LOLZZZ
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Aug 15th, 2002, 01:47 AM
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Member
Join Date: Jun 17, 2002 - 1:00 am
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BeChArA
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Aug 19th, 2002, 04:28 PM
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....Mai Pagal.... ....Mera Dil Dewana....
Join Date: Jun 8, 2002 - 1:00 am
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L:rotfl"L
ek khushi dil ne kia maang li
meri har khushi ko nazar lag gyi
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