Calling Hell From India & Pakistan

ghalib · Aug 9th, 2002, 02:51 PM

Vajpayee and mushy decide to calm the tensions b/w the two countries. They decide to visit each to increase the trust. Mushy visits India first. To impress the president, vajpayee says the India has a highly developed communication system and can connect Mushy to anyone, anywhere. Mushy says he wants to talk to a deceased Pakistani film actress in hell. Vajpayee picks up the phone and dials the number for hell and gives the phone to mushy. Mushy talks for 5 minutes and then hangs up. Vajpayee hands him a phone bill for 5 rupees. Mushy gladly pays and then returns to Pakistan.

Vajpayee visits Pakistan next. Mushy tells him about the great communication infrastructure that Pakistan has. Vajpayee wants to talk to Indira Gandhi in hell. So mushy picks up the phone, dials the number for hell and gives the phone to Vajpayee. Vajpayee talks for 5 minutes and hangs up. Mushy gives him a phone bill for 500 rupees. Vajpayee flips out saying if you have such a advanced system, why does it costs so much. Mushy says, “well, the call from India was a local call, but in Pakistan, its long distance”!!!