zafkazmi

Mirth is like a flash of lightning, that breaks through a gloom of clouds, and glitters for a moment; cheerfulness keeps up a kind of daylight in the mind, and fills it with a steady and perpetual serenity."

- Joseph Addison (1672-1719), English essayist.

Here They are There not all funny, these are all compiled from emails and forwards that i had lying around in my mailbox... Hope some of em are good...lol...
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Nawaz Sherrif (Paki PM) comes to Delhi for a meeting with Vajpayee (Indian PM). After dinner, Vajpayee says to Nawaz Sherrif: "Well Nawaz, I don't know what you think of the members of your Cabinet, but mine are all bright and brilliant."

"How do you know?" asks Nawaz Sherrif

"Oh well, it's simple", says Atal. " They all have to take special tests before they can be a minister. Wait a second". He calls Advani over and says to him

"Tell me Advaniji, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?"

"Ah, that's simple", says Advani, "it is me!"

"Well done Advani", says Vajpayee and Nawaz Sherrif is very impressed.

He returns to Islamabad and wonders about the intelligence of the members of his Cabinet. He calls in his favourite member of cabinet and asks:

"Tell me, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister? "

He thinks and thinks and doesn't know the answer.

"Can I think about it a bit further Nawaz ? May I let you know tomorrow? "
"Of course", says Nawaz Sherrif , "you've got 24 hours."

He goes away, thinks as hard as he can, calls in his Cabinet Secretary, Chief Secretaries and Joint Secretaries, but no-one knows the answer.

Twenty hours later, the member of Nawaz's cabinet is very worried still no answer and only 4 hours to go. Eventually he says:

"I'll ask Benazer, she's clever, she'll know the answer."

He calls Benazer. "Benazir", he says, "tell me who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?"

"Very simple", says Benazir, "it's me!"
"Of course" says the Cabinet member and rings Nawaz Sherrif.

"Nawaz", says he, "I've got the answer: it's Benazer Bhutto".

"No, you idiot", says Nawaz Sherrif, "it's Advani".

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Q.How many Pakis can one fit in a Telephone booth?
A. Depends what the rent is

Q. Why are the Pakis lousy Soccer players?

A. Every time they get a corner ... they put up a store

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General Zia driving round Islamabad came across long queues of Pakistanis outside several embassies wanting visas and entry permits to go abroad.
He got out of his car and joined a line to find out why so many people were wanting to leave the country.

No sooner did people see their President with them they left the queue to return to their homes.
President Zia asked them why they were doing so.

They replied: "If you are leaving Pakistan there is no need for us to go."

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During the 1971 Indo-Pak war, the Paki Air Marshall Yaya Khan was trying to train a novice Paki pilot. He took the novice to the fighter plane and said
"Do you see this red button?"
'Yes sir' replied the novice'
'Ok' Said Yaya, 'to start the engine, you have to press it.' 'Now do you see this green button?'
'Yes sir' replied the novice.
'Pressing the green button makes the plane fly'
'Ok sir' said the novice
'but how do I bring the plane down?'
Pat came the reply: 'Don't worry, the Indian air force will take care of that!"

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This was in 1988 during Rajiv Gandhi and Zial Haq days.
Once when RG went to Pakistan on a state visit , ZH showed him the state of the art telephone system of Pakistan. RG even made a call to hell and spoke to his mother Indira Gandhi for about 10 minutes. The bill came to just 1 Pakistani rupee. RG was highly impressed by Pakistan's telephone system and after coming back to India ordered the ministry of communications to come up with equally good system in record time so that he too can show it to ZH when he makes a return visit to India after a couple of months.

Indeed when ZH came to India , RG showed him the telephone system. ZH spoke to Bhutto in hell for about 10 minutes. The bill came to 300 Indian rupees. ZH made a sarcastic remark about the cost of the call to hell being so expensive . RG was furious and wanted to know why the call to hell was so expensive. The engineers immediately came up with the reason.

A call to hell from India is a long distance call, but from Pakistan its a local call only.

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Three guys, a Paki, a Srilankan and an Indian are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total" says the Genie.

The Srilankan says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Sri Lanka." With a blink of an eye the land in Srilanka was forever made fertile for farming.

The Paki was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Pakistan, so that no foreigners can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Pakistan.

The Indian asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds the state. Nothing can get in or out." ; The Indian says, "Fill it up with water."

monasha

hey you have posted all jokes that have been posted in this forum earlier.
plus you are degrading pakistan, even in jokes...this is not tolerable!
all the jokes are messed up, you are relating the pkaistani's lines to the indians!

Question

Monasha ji choray kis kay moon lag rahi hain aap. He copied all the jokes and changed them so it would degrade PAK but we know the truth so let him be happy like a kid.

salman_2you

Mods Please remove this as I am offended...cause I love Pakistan and don't wanna see [someone] insult my country or countrymen

pakbeast

i have a question for the author of these jokes on this page: is this form for pakistani people or indian people? what on the earth do you think you are doing? you must not be a pakistani! I will end my reply here because i am having a very hard time stopping myself from saying curse words. be carefule in the future!

Adnan Ahmed

Most of these jokes were made by Pakistanis, typical of Inidans to just copy them and chnge the wording a little.. Their about as creative as chimps.

ahmadjee

Gupshup is a Pakistani website and we pride ourselves in professing Pakistani values. One of them being the "Freedom of Speech".

As someone else mentioned, the jokes listed above are pretty common and one can swap name of any nation. In the past usually the same jokes have been posted against India & majority of people here have considered them pretty funny & given a thumbs up of approval. If today, a guppie has posted the same jokes using Pakistan, then we should either laugh like we did before or otherwise reserve our comments.

Max Eastman writes "It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor."

If you disagree with the above notion or what I have explained, feel free to open a thread in The Feedback Forum with your concerns.

zafkazmi, I have edited those jokes which had offensive words. Please refrain from posting such jokes in the future.

eddy

so ahmadjee are u really giving us the true right of freedom of speech cause if u are man do i have some thigns to say..