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Old Sep 21st, 2002, 09:11 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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George Bush decided to teach Laloo English, so he invited him over to the US. Laloo arrives in full grandeur. Bill announces to the Nation that they should not be disturbed during the tuition.

Inside the White house, they are locked up in a room, and Bush starts teaching Laloo English. Days pass by and weeks pass by, but there is no sign of them coming out. The whole country and the economy have come to a standstill, and press reporters from all over the world are waiting outside eagerly to find the outcome.

At last one day, the door opens, and out comes Lalloo beaming his plendent white smile, looking cool and unruffled. However, Bush looks totally dazed, his clothes are torn, his hair is completely ruffled, and he has scratch marks all over his face. The shocked reporters ask Bush,
"What happened Mr.President?" Bush replies, "Ee babua hamar
kuchh bhi naahi sunta hai!"






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Old Sep 21st, 2002, 09:32 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Sep 22nd, 2002, 11:30 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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Both Halal & Haram r evident but between them r doubtful things, most ppl have no knowledge about them. So whoever saves himself from suspicious things saves his religion & honor, & whoever indulges in suspicious things indulges in Haram.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2002, 10:22 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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aee apun ko yeh joke baahoot acha laga






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