monasha

We recently received a memo from senior management saying: "This
is to inform you that a memo will be issued today regarding the memo
mentioned above."
(Microsoft, Legal Affairs Division)


"No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been
> working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let
you know when it's time to tell them."
(R&D supervisor, Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing/3M Corp.)


"What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will
> encounter."


"As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building
> using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and
> employees will receive their cards in two weeks."
> (This was the winning quote from Fred Dales at Microsoft Corp. in Redmond, WA.)

Gadha

hmmm

salman_2you

GJ®

Gamma Dilation

not bad monasha.... this is what i want in my spouse ... good sense of humour... do u happen to know any such ladeez?

monasha

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a perfectly perfect specimen of femme fatal charms like me is very rare to find.....dhoondte reh jaoge coz aisi aur hain hi nahi!