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> > A man and a little boy entered a barbershop
> > together.
> >
> > After the man received the full treatment - shave,
> > manicure, haircut,
> > etc.
> > - he placed the boy in the chair.
> >
> > "I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the
> > parade," he said. "I'll
> > be
> > back in a few minutes."
> >
> > When the boy's haircut was done and the man still
> > hadn't returned, the
> > barber said, "It looks like your daddy forgot all
> > about you."
> >
> > "That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just
> > walked up, took me by
> > the
> > hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free
> > haircut!
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