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Old Sep 21st, 2002, 11:38 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, "There is no point of engaging in further war. I can see total peace in the future!"

George Bush replies, "Oh yeah and tell me what you see?"

Osama answers, "I can see New York, with new great buildings on one side and beautiful new buildings on the other side, and everything is peaceful and wonderful."

George Bush says, "Wow is that what you see? Well I'll tell ya what I see for the future of Afghanistan... I see a house here, a house there, a small building here and small building there, but there are signs hanging in the middle of the street."

Osama asks, "And what do they say?"

George answers, "Hell, I don't know. I can't read Hebrew"







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Old Sep 21st, 2002, 01:40 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Sep 21st, 2002, 08:54 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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I dont understand.. Why is it funny? To me Bush is saying that there will be Hebrew in Afghanistan and that means Israel will take over Afghanistan too it doesnt make me laugh..






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I dont understand.. Why is it funny? To me Bush is saying that there will be Hebrew in Afghanistan and that means Israel will take over Afghanistan too it doesnt make me laugh..







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Old Feb 21st, 2006, 05:07 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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Old Feb 21st, 2006, 10:21 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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Totally not funny .. Allah woh din na layay jab aysa ho







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want me to explain it to you?






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