UMAIR316

Geography of a woman:

Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa. She is half discovered, half wild.

Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America. Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan. Very hot, wise and beautiful

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France. She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany. She lost the war but not the hope.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia. Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England. With a glorious past but no future.

After 70, they become Siberia. "Everyone knows where is it, but no one was to go there."

Mem Sahib

crude but funny!

google

& Where’s geography for a man?

salman_2you

If there is none for men then I would call it FAIR

T2

hmmm ... well some one did spend like a few years thinkin this one up so i guess ill laugh :biggrin:

BulBuli

monasha

huh!
male chauvinists!

danial

B.e.a.u.t.i.f.u.l.

Not my words... http://www.txc.net.au/~mapie/geographyofa_woman.htm

bizz

^hay, b4 your nightmare starts, its a good idea to use astrieks (*). Sensor that word.

PS. This war is invetable

B.e.a.u.t.i.f.u.l.

forgot