UMAIR316

"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways Flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic." "If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire. If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off." "If you look down towards the Atlantic Ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you. That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the flight attendants. This is a recorded message."

Mem Sahib

ahahahahahahahaha

salman_2you

monasha

ooh hell..
its kinda like this...

(in a very nazal voice)
khawateen o hazraat....
hum pachees hazaar fitt ki buland par aakhir kaar pohanch hi chuke hain,
humain afsoos hai ke hamare pilot sahab neechay hi reh gaye hain!
umeed hai ke ap sab ke yeh safar yaadgaar guzre ga!

eddy

PIA or BRITISH. sounds more like wat the former would do

Gamma Dilation

feel pity for the slaves