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Sep 23rd, 2002, 10:38 AM
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Dev|L |n d|sgu|sE
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> A Pathan goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
> approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him
> "Kyon Khan Sahab, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai"
> Pathan replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin
> voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "
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> A Pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash
> his hands but starts washing the basin instead.
> The manager comes running and asks him, "Khan Sahab , aap kya kar
> raheho?"
> To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, "Wash Basin".
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Sep 23rd, 2002, 10:42 AM
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Guffaw|Ò^Ó|King
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Monasha R U
Punjabi?
Sindhi?
Balouchi?
or Pathan?
seriously who r u?
S2U
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Sep 23rd, 2002, 10:52 AM
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Dev|L |n d|sgu|sE
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well...
im basically urdu speaking memon...i dont have any link with memoni yet im a kutchi memon 
why do u ask?
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Sep 23rd, 2002, 10:59 AM
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Dev|L |n d|sgu|sE
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my sir name is though...kably
as from kabul..
BUT
i have no orogins from there
n im not related to the terrorists al qaeda or osama!
kably was a sir name given to our family during the britsh era...means the family of strong people!
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Sep 23rd, 2002, 11:20 AM
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Guffaw|Ò^Ó|King
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Cause I am Pakhtoon, that's why....
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Sep 23rd, 2002, 01:38 PM
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May The Madness Be Upon You !
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LOL!
Now when is teh sardar version coming out! 
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Sep 23rd, 2002, 11:33 PM
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aafat ki puriya
Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 - 1:00 am
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Quote:
Originally posted by MadCon:
LOL!
Now when is teh sardar version coming out!
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Haven't you heard? It has already come out!
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Sep 24th, 2002, 12:34 AM
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Senior Member
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funny i heard this in the Sardar version.
neways  to the whole lot.
Rabul MashriqaiN wal MaghribaiN
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Sep 24th, 2002, 01:26 AM
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~Deliciously Dangerous~
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by monasha:
:rocketup: :rocketup:
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Sep 25th, 2002, 06:27 AM
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Dev|L |n d|sgu|sE
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Quote:
Originally posted by salman_2you:
Cause I am Pakhtoon, that's why....
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ooppseyy
no offense 
waisey when ppl speak pushto..aisa lagta hai ke tin ke dabbay mai pathar al kar zor zor se hila rahe hain!
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Sep 25th, 2002, 08:52 AM
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Guffaw|Ò^Ó|King
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Quote:
Originally posted by monasha:
ooppseyy
no offense
waisey when ppl speak pushto..aisa lagta hai ke tin ke dabbay mai pathar al kar zor zor se hila rahe hain!
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Bikul Theek Farmaya Aap Nay aur jub log maimnee boltay hain to aisa lagta hay jaisay Lamb Gum Chaba raha ho 
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Sep 25th, 2002, 10:51 AM
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Dev|L |n d|sgu|sE
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Quote:
Originally posted by monasha:
well...
im basically urdu speaking memon...i dont have any link with memoni yet im a kutchi memon
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isi liye maine bata diya tha ke i have no link with those paan chewing memoni speaking type log!
i actually agree with you.
kiya karien bhai...sophisticated log hain..we speak proper urdu english arabic n thora thora french
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Sep 25th, 2002, 10:58 AM
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Dev|L |n d|sgu|sE
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Quote:
Originally posted by monasha:
well...
im basically urdu speaking memon...i dont have any link with memoni yet im a kutchi memon
why do u ask?
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maine to pehle hi kaha tha ke i have no link with the paan chewing minmining type memon log....so i actually agree with you.
kiya karien bhai..sophisticated log hain..urdu english arabic ya thora thora french bolte hain.....na lamb ki tarha gum khatey hain na dabay mai pathar hilate hain!
so MASTI MAKAWA!
(thori thori yeh bhi  )
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Sep 25th, 2002, 11:14 AM
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[Day-Walker]
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Quote:
Originally posted by monasha:
well...
im basically urdu speaking memon ...i dont have any link with memoni yet im a kutchi memon
why do u ask?
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ek paan deejiyee ga choona laga kar 
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Sep 25th, 2002, 11:38 AM
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Guffaw|Ò^Ó|King
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OK
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Sep 25th, 2002, 01:11 PM
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Senior Member
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> A Pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash
> his hands but starts washing the basin instead.
> The manager comes running and asks him, "Khan Sahab , aap kya kar
> raheho?"
> To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, "Wash Basin". [/QUOTE]
LOL .. 
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Sep 26th, 2002, 02:36 AM
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~Gadha Hi tau Insaan Hay~
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- Representing Gadhays of Religion and Pakistan Affair Forums -
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Sep 26th, 2002, 03:32 AM
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~A proud COP (Citizen of Pakistan)~
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gadha:
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"Gadhoon pay laad kay hum boajh kitaboon ka...
Kehtay hain koi Aadmi nahi milta......"
aadab araz hay :stupid:
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Sep 26th, 2002, 06:06 AM
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Senior Member
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~*The Most Colourful Guppan Award Holder*~
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