Reasons To Vote For Imran Khan

Pakistani Tiger · Sep 23rd, 2002, 04:54 PM

SOURCE: THE FRIDAY TIMES

10. Better looking than all the others

9. Really understands women

8. Hates Benazir AND Nawaz

7. Expert on only thing people really care about: Cricket

6. In-laws can pay off national debt

5. Can raise funds for country by doing shampoo ads

4. No other candidate has ever appeared in Cosmo

3. Jewish lobby will be on our side

2. Not a pseudo intellectual – in fact, not an intellectual at all

1. It’s the Pathans’ turn to make a mess of the country

Saby · Sep 23rd, 2002, 06:08 PM

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1. It’s the Pathans’ turn to make a mess of the country [/QUOTE]

eheheheh

google · Sep 23rd, 2002, 07:21 PM

hey...why not

salman_2you · Sep 23rd, 2002, 08:26 PM

10. Better looking than all the others

To hell with how he looks, he will be the same as others

9. Really understands women

Yao Rite, Ask Sita White, or Maureen Belza or etc.

8. Hates Benazir AND Nawaz

His own team use to hate him too :hehe

7. Expert on only thing people really care about: Cricket

So is he gonna lose Pakistan in one day or test series with India?

6. In-laws can pay off national debt

Then you along with whole nation have to do what Isreal say

5. Can raise funds for country by doing shampoo ads

And by selling sexy novels and playboy magzines

4. No other candidate has ever appeared in Cosmo

Cause others don't have time for it...

3. Jewish lobby will be on our side

For sure....cause Father-In-Law is Jewish too....

2. Not a pseudo intellectual – in fact, not an intellectual at all

That's why not a very good or a preferred candidate

1. It’s the Pathans’ turn to make a mess of the country

Think before you leap, he is not even a real Pakhtoon

armughal · Sep 23rd, 2002, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by salman_2you:
10. Better looking than all the others

To hell with how he looks, he will be the same as others

9. Really understands women

Yao Rite, Ask Sita White, or Maureen Belza or etc.

8. Hates Benazir AND Nawaz

His own team use to hate him too :hehe

7. Expert on only thing people really care about: Cricket

So is he gonna lose Pakistan in one day or test series with India?

6. In-laws can pay off national debt

Then you along with whole nation have to do what Isreal say

5. Can raise funds for country by doing shampoo ads

And by selling sexy novels and playboy magzines

4. No other candidate has ever appeared in Cosmo

Cause others don't have time for it...

3. Jewish lobby will be on our side

For sure....cause Father-In-Law is Jewish too....

2. Not a pseudo intellectual – in fact, not an intellectual at all

That's why not a very good or a preferred candidate

1. It’s the Pathans’ turn to make a mess of the country

Think before you leap, he is not even a real Pakhtoon

the most stupid reply i have ever seen to a joke....

Umer · Sep 24th, 2002, 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by salman_2you:
10. Better looking than all the others

To hell with how he looks, he will be the same as others

9. Really understands women

Yao Rite, Ask Sita White, or Maureen Belza or etc.

8. Hates Benazir AND Nawaz

His own team use to hate him too :hehe

7. Expert on only thing people really care about: Cricket

So is he gonna lose Pakistan in one day or test series with India?

6. In-laws can pay off national debt

Then you along with whole nation have to do what Isreal say

5. Can raise funds for country by doing shampoo ads

And by selling sexy novels and playboy magzines

4. No other candidate has ever appeared in Cosmo

Cause others don't have time for it...

3. Jewish lobby will be on our side

For sure....cause Father-In-Law is Jewish too....

2. Not a pseudo intellectual – in fact, not an intellectual at all

That's why not a very good or a preferred candidate

1. It’s the Pathans’ turn to make a mess of the country

Think before you leap, he is not even a real Pakhtoon

Serious sirf tab hona chahiye, jab baat bhi serious ho.

salman_2you · Sep 24th, 2002, 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by armughal:

the most stupid reply i have ever seen to a joke....

Oh Yeah, I see one from you as well

salman_2you · Sep 24th, 2002, 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Umer:

Serious sirf tab hona chahiye, jab baat bhi serious ho.

Joke wohi accha hota hay jo joke ho, yeh post joke say ziyada Imran Promo Campaign lag rahi hay

Pakistani Tiger · Sep 24th, 2002, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by salman_2you:
10. Better looking than all the others

To hell with how he looks, he will be the same as others

9. Really understands women

Yao Rite, Ask Sita White, or Maureen Belza or etc.

8. Hates Benazir AND Nawaz

His own team use to hate him too :hehe

7. Expert on only thing people really care about: Cricket

So is he gonna lose Pakistan in one day or test series with India?

6. In-laws can pay off national debt

Then you along with whole nation have to do what Isreal say

5. Can raise funds for country by doing shampoo ads

And by selling sexy novels and playboy magzines

4. No other candidate has ever appeared in Cosmo

Cause others don't have time for it...

3. Jewish lobby will be on our side

For sure....cause Father-In-Law is Jewish too....

2. Not a pseudo intellectual – in fact, not an intellectual at all

That's why not a very good or a preferred candidate

1. It’s the Pathans’ turn to make a mess of the country

Think before you leap, he is not even a real Pakhtoon

Salman, you blew it man !