Mind your language! , you never know what

SaaHiL_Kinaara · Sep 24th, 2002, 12:37 PM

There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an
American and a French,who found this small genie
bottle. When
they rubbed the bottle, a genie appears. Thankful that
the 4 guys had
released him out of the bottle, he said, "Next to you
all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a
wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you
shout what you want the pool of water to become, then
! your wish will come true."

The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool,
jumped and shouted WINE". The pool immediately changed
into a pool
of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and
drinking from the
pool.

Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and
shouted, "VODKA" and
immersed himself into a pool of vodka.

The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER".
He was
so contented with his beer pool.
The last is the American. He was running towards the
pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He
slipped towards the pool and shouted, "****!"

Lesson II : Mind your language! , you never know what
it will land you in.