This is truly hilarious....Skippy

Hum Hain · Sep 24th, 2002, 12:48 PM

A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents'
>house for dinner.
> > > > >> This is to be her first time meeting the
>family and she is
> >very
> > > nervous.
> > > > >> They all sit down and begin eating a fine
>meal.
> > > > >> The woman is beginning to feel a little
>discomfort, thanks
> >to her
> > > > >> nervousness and the broccoli casserole.
> > > > >> The gas pains are almost making her eyes
>water.
> > > > >> Left with no other choice, she decides to
>relieve herself a
> >bit and
> > > lets
> > > > >> out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud,
> > > > >> but everyone at the table heard the pouf.
> > > > >> Before she even had a chance to be
>embarrassed, her
> >boyfriend's
> > > father
> > > > >> looked over at the dog that had been
> > > > >> snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a
>rather stern
> >voice,
> > > >"Skippy!".
> > > > >>
> > > > >> The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big
>smile came
> >across her
> > > >face.
> > > > >> A couple of minutes later, she was
> > > > >> beginning to feel the pain again.
> > > > >> This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let
>a much louder
> >and longer
> > >
> > > > >fart
> > > > >> rip.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> The father again looked and the dog and
>yelled, "Dammit
> >Skippy!" Once
> > >
> > > > >> again the woman smiled and thought
> > > > >> "Yes!". A few minutes later the woman had to
>let another one
> >rip.
> > > > >> This time she didn't even think about it. She
>let rip a fart
> >that
> > > >rivaled
> > > > >> a train whistle blowing.
> > > > >> Once again, the father looked at the dog with
>disgust and
> >yelled,
> > > >"Dammit
> > > > >> Skippy, get away from her before she ****s on
>you!"

salman_2you · Sep 24th, 2002, 01:16 PM

A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.

The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the pouf. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!". The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face.

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.

The father again looked and the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!" Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!". A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivalled a train whistle blowing.

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she ****s on you!"

salman_2you · Sep 24th, 2002, 01:19 PM

I am just making the life easier for other Pareshaan Guppies http://www.plauder-smilies.de/madgo.gif

That was kind of you to bold the above cut n paste

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from the above joke

propably not

Hum Hain · Sep 24th, 2002, 01:28 PM

^ i think u've made it even harder! i've got to move my browser all along to read ur bit!

not impressed!

Gizzy · Sep 24th, 2002, 02:29 PM

the easiest way to remove the annoying >>> from any piece of text is to use "vertical scroll & select"... that can be done pressing and keeping the "ALT" key in MS Word. (so you have to copy paste the text in word first) then select the first row of > and delete.. then it is a lot easier to read...

salman_2you · Sep 24th, 2002, 07:59 PM

Gizzy much easier way to solve this is; find and replace option

Completely Incomplete · Sep 24th, 2002, 09:38 PM

heard it

Gamma Dilation · Sep 24th, 2002, 11:18 PM

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrTTTTtttttt

.. pardon me

monasha · Sep 25th, 2002, 06:18 AM

heh heh heh!
poor skippy