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Oct 29th, 2002, 12:51 PM
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THAC0 -8
Join Date: Sep 30, 1999 - 7:00 am
Location: Guantanamo Bay
Posts: 14,835
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Male/Female Dictionary
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female......Any part under a car’s hood.
Male......The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male......Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male.......Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)
Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male.......Not trying to pick up other women while out with one’s girlfriend.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.
Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male......Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female......An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male...... Source of entertainment, self-statement, and male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female......The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.......Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male........A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.
“It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, more vengeance, more desolation. War is hell.”
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Oct 29th, 2002, 12:56 PM
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KidaaaaaaN PeepS
Join Date: Apr 12, 2002 - 1:00 am
Posts: 4,660
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males are soooo 
kher dat was 
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Oct 29th, 2002, 12:59 PM
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~*~Baba # 01~*~
Join Date: Nov 21, 2000 - 1:00 am
Posts: 6,924
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hehe...
very hi funny 
Rab Rakha
DerVaisH
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Oct 29th, 2002, 01:01 PM
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~*~pAssioN is wuT LiFe iS aLL abt; nO pAssioN, nO LiFe~*~
Join Date: Feb 8, 2002 - 1:00 am
Posts: 21,618
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In England, you are innocent until proven guilty.
In France, you are guilty until proven innocent.
In America, you are innocent until the papers come out the next morning - Mark Twain
I even have hair on my butt - Shikra
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Oct 29th, 2002, 01:03 PM
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THAC0 -8
Join Date: Sep 30, 1999 - 7:00 am
Location: Guantanamo Bay
Posts: 14,835
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Well it is all true. Tell which one is not right? I dare ya
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Oct 29th, 2002, 01:11 PM
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The Knight's Madness!
Join Date: Dec 19, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: U.A.E
Posts: 15,375
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This is good!
A MAN readily admits to being a selfish pig!
LOVED IT!
One of the greatest diseases is to be Nobody to Anybody
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Oct 29th, 2002, 01:23 PM
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Ņážŭķ Pâŧђáń
Join Date: Oct 15, 2001 - 6:00 am
Location: Karachi, Pakistan.
Posts: 16,763
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Acha hai!
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Oct 29th, 2002, 01:35 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 17, 2001 - 1:00 am
Posts: 4,075
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haha i really can't argue here..
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Oct 29th, 2002, 02:12 PM
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Lafanga Sher Insanity Studios Inc.
Join Date: Mar 27, 2002 - 1:00 am
Posts: 2,969
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At this rate of posts, I'm starting to doubt CM's sexuality. j/k
Last edited by God : April 21st, 1987 at 09:23 PM.
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Oct 29th, 2002, 02:56 PM
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~Nia sey panga ...
hai nahee changa~
Join Date: Oct 25, 2000 - 1:00 am
Location: Houston, TX
Posts: 13,821
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cm try to find better forward to increase your posts... These retarded ones doesn't work...
Should've been in Joke Perhaps .... what do you say confuse and ahmad
Life became all Gray! But NOW i have decided to paint it all over again.
I Tawt I Taw A Puddy Tat
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Oct 30th, 2002, 10:56 AM
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Guffaw|Ò^Ó|King
Join Date: Jul 20, 2002 - 1:00 am
Posts: 5,320
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You guys think that I am the only one who gives a damn to Rated G
Don't you think that:
Rated G stands for Rated Grown-ups and
Rated PG stands for Rated Phully Grown-ups
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Oct 31st, 2002, 12:10 PM
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Fallen Angel
Join Date: Mar 15, 2002 - 1:00 am
Posts: 4,887
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Quote:
Originally posted by salman_2you:
You guys think that I am the only one who gives a damn to Rated G
Don't you think that:
Rated G stands for Rated Grown-ups and
Rated PG stands for Rated Phully Grown-ups
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Nov 3rd, 2002, 12:09 PM
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~Deliciously Dangerous~
Join Date: Apr 28, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: Penn
Posts: 15,074
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nice 
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