Sky Diver

LONE RANGER · Oct 30th, 2002, 02:36 AM

A SKY-DIVER WAS GOING FOR HIS FIRST JUMP. HIS TRAINER TOLD HIM, "JUMP, PULL YOUR CORD, THE CHUTE WILL OPEN, YOU WILL FLOAT DOWN, AND THERE WILL BE A TRUCK WAITING TO TAKE YOU BACK TO THE BASE."

"WHAT IF THE CHUTE DOESN'T OPEN?" "PULL THE CORD ON YOUR EMERGENCY CHUTE, IT WILL OPEN, YOU WILL FLOAT DOWN, AND THERE WILL BE A TRUCK WAITING TO TAKE YOU BACK TO THE BASE,"THE TRAINER SAID.

HE JUMPED, AND NEITHER CHUTE OPENED. AS HE WAS FREE-FALLING, HE SAID TO HIMSELF, "AND I BET THAT TRUCK'S NOT DOWN THERE EITHER."

THE LONE RANGER
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salman_2you · Oct 30th, 2002, 10:40 AM

Hahahaha That's a good way to get rid of someone