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Old Oct 30th, 2002, 05:48 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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In a New York park, a young boy was attacked by a savage dog. A passerby happened to see that and came to the rescue. Having tackled the vicious dog, he strangled it to death.

A reporter for the New York Post was watching all this and took snap shots for a front page picture in the next day's issue.
Approaching the hero, he says: "Your heroic feat shall be published in tomorrow's New York Post under the headline 'Brave New Yorker rescues boy'.

"I'm not from New York," replied the hero. "Oh in that case we'll change the headline: 'Brave American rescues boy from savage dog'. "I'm not American either," replied the brave hero.

On being asked about who he really was, the hero replied: "I'm a Pakistani."

Well, the next day the headline on the front page of the New York Post read:

Muslim Fundamentalist strangles dog to death in New York park. FBI investigating possible link to Al-Qaeda."

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Old Oct 30th, 2002, 10:05 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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GGJ (Good Generic Joke) Posted 20th time now with different varieties






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