Some funnies ...

ahmadjee · Oct 30th, 2002, 07:31 AM

"Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding,
"you're making a scene." --Homer Simpson, modern day prophet.

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"Arnold Schwarzenegger is hiring consultants to predict his
chances of being elected governor of California as a write-in
candidate. Voters in this state can’t even punch the hole in
the right place; good luck spelling Arnold Schwarzenegger on
the ballot." --Jay Leno

ahmadjee · Nov 1st, 2002, 07:39 AM

Here are a few more. Enjoy!

"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to
appreciate it." -- Franklin P. Jones

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"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some people abuse the
privilege." --Unknown

lastknightess · Nov 1st, 2002, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ahmadjee:

"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some people abuse the
privilege."

Now now ahmaduu.enough self praise!

ahmadjee · Nov 6th, 2002, 06:46 AM

"Recently I performed at an animal rights barbecue." - Adam
Christing

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I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
There's one called brightness, but it doesn't work.

BulBuli · Nov 6th, 2002, 08:13 AM

GuL-e-Tasbeeh · Nov 6th, 2002, 10:52 AM

Iss meiN Funny kya hay :~)

lastknightess · Nov 6th, 2002, 12:55 PM

LOL!

tipz · Nov 6th, 2002, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ahmadjee:

"Arnold Schwarzenegger is hiring consultants to predict his
chances of being elected governor of California as a write-in
candidate. Voters in this state can’t even punch the hole in
the right place; good luck spelling Arnold Schwarzenegger on
the ballot." --Jay Leno

this would have been funny if it was in Florida...